Terrible Jokes Thread

[midlifecrisis]

Boo!

This is the terrible joke thread. Terrible as in bad joke or in bad taste.

 

[MarkMas]

I used to be addicted to soap.

But I'm clean now.

 

[Wack61]

 

[Felonious Crud]

 

[Nibby]

 

[Dopplebocker]

Guy walks into a bar and discovers there is a tiny 12-inch guy playing a piano on the bar. He says, "how's this possible"? The bartender replies that there's a genie in the closet that will grant a single wish to anyone who asks. So, he opens the closet, and the genie says, "what is your wish"? He says, "I want a million bucks" and instantly a million ducks fly out! He returns to the bartender and says, "I think that genie is hard of hearing". The bartender replies, "yeah no kidding, do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist"?

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Nibby]

 

[Scaf]

 

[mowlas]

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If that were me, I would’ve gone through the roof.